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"Im the victim of an ugly rumour at work."
"Are you saying that the rumour is ugly or that the rumour is that youre ugly?"
"Im saying the rumour itself is ugly."
"Well, then I have more bad news for you!"
ok i'm kidding. I like your shirt. And why's there water coming out of the pillar at the back?! It looks like a drain!
Then like it would be .......see through. hurhurhurhurhurhurhrrrrr
Lulz @ drain comment.
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"Woman was not taken from man's head to be ruled by him. Nor from his feet to be trampled upon. But from his side to walk beside him, from under his arm to be protected by him and from his heart to be loved by him."
---by Gordon Higham
I agree with the crying also. Maybe a night time photo as well.
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One day you'll see why I no longer have wings.
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